Yesterday I was
James Franco, Poet Extraordinaire
James Franco, Oscar Nominated Actor
James Franco, Kickass Writer.
Today I am
James Franco, Rock Goddess.
Yeah, I played live for hundreds
And they all cheered.
I shredded on that guitar and I
Don’t give a fuck if it wasn’t real.
When you think Guitar Hero, you think
Lenny Kravitz was watching and
I know he wanted to suck my dick
But sorry, Lenny.
I’m only gay up until the point of penetration.
No Franco dick for you.
Just some sweet, hot licks.