An Ode to All the Pussy I Got While Working at McDonald’s

If I said I worked at McDonald’s
You might think I would talk
About poor wages, long hours,
And no benefits.
But I was there for three whole months

And, shit, I got laid a lot.

If you do a bad accent for
A girl in the drive thru
She will be all on your dick.
It’s a fact.
Bronx works best.

Or you can pretend to be Italian.
They’ll ask for lessons.
You can start by teaching them
‘Cunnilingus’
Haha, get it?

Working at McDonald’s
Was probably the best time
Of my life.
Plenty of chicks to bang
Nobody relying on me for anything

No pressure to be James Franco.

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